Nulls (J/ADF: Whatever TF I Want)

String Theory

File #: ADF-80

Danger Class: Tetra

Obscurity Class: Haeresis

Current Whereabouts: In a cage in my office. Don't let her out.

Description: ADF-80 is my pet tarantula. Her name is Araina, by the way. Apparently she can mess with the very fabric of reality. Sure, only to a limited extent, but still… I've noticed her cage changing shape, before. Only ever when she decides it's time for a new web, though.

Research Logs: I let her out of her cage and let her roam around my office for a bit. If any of you were wondering how I got that weird new ceiling, (Or why my office is so big, now) there's your answer.

Footnotes

1. Most of which involved varying forms of gambling

Your Unlucky Day

File #: ADF-77

Danger Class: Limen

Obscurity Class: Tetra

Current Whereabouts: I'm keeping it with me; this thing is great!

Description: ADF-77 is a coin that grants whoever holds it immense luck. (For a few months I thought I was just extremely lucky)

Research Logs: I went gambling this past week, for fun.
Total wins: 72
Total losses: NADA BABYYY!! (I apologize for my informality, I'm still very excited about this)

I did a few more tests¹

#	Test	Result	Further Notation
1	I went down to the REFO Casino in [REMOVED]	2 losses, 93 consecutive wins	Incredibly lucky, got kicked out after I won that many times, I suspect I'm anomalous
2	I went to the String Casino	72 total wins, no losses	Nice B)
2	I played Poker with the "BOYs"	I won	Fuck you, losers
3	I flipped a coin a bunch of times	Heads: 0/Tails: 32	What the fuck?
4	I flipped a different coin a bunch of times	Heads: 47/Tails: 0	What the fuck?

Let The Record Show: Dr. Rett Remua

DATE: 12/24/19

TIME: 12:07-15:09

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Dr. Jade Masarida: Hey, Rett, you wanted to talk with me?
Dr. Rett Remua: Oh, yeah! Alright, get this: I'm an anomaly!
Dr. Masarida: Oh, cool.
Dr. Remua: Right? Apparently, I'm some, like, luck attractor, or some shit; I've been super fucking lucky, recently.
Dr. Masarida: Huh. Anyways, I've got work to do, so…
Dr. Remua: Oh, yeah, alright, sorry to keep you.
Dr. Masarida: Oh, no, you're fine. I'll, uh… See ya later.

<Dr. Masarida slipped on her way out of my office. Someone tell her>

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HTML Computer

You'll wanna keep this

File #: ADF-XX

Danger Class: How dangerous is this?

Obscurity Class: How complicated is this?

Sub Class: Optional

Current Whereabouts: Where is it located/being kept?

Description: What is it?

Research Logs: Tests

You'z wansa keepz ts

Junk File #: JDF-XX

Danger Class: Nya~ X3c

Obscurity Class: Pwacehowodew

Sub Class: Wut?

Current Whereabouts: Where is I?

Description: What is I?

Research Logs: My name is ???. I doez the research. It was difficult to put the testz together.
But unfowotunately, sowomething went sowo wrong.
And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song, my name is ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Testz:3