The Archangel Extermination General
Photograph of London following the Imor Incident.
File #: ADF-12
Danger Class: Perfidia Gula (Change Approved by: Lazar, Eucalyptus, Carson on ██/██/████)
Obscurity Class: Hexa
Current Whereabouts:
ADF-12's pieces are located globally in different containment sites and under 24/7 surveillance. ADF-12 last appeared in full in London taking the lives of nearly 9,000,000 innocent people.
Description:
ADF-12, dubbed 'The Archangel Extermination General' for formal purposes, is an archangel, and the general for the extermination of life in our universe. ADF-12 has only manifested twice, and once of which in a weakened state, but is currently not a large threat due to ADF-10's continued intervention in the situation.
ADF-12 consists of 16 pieces:
2 Large Bulky Arms
2 Large Legs
1 Massive Torso
1 Large Head
1 Halo
2 Poles
7 Indestructible Divine String
If you place the body parts in a bipedal order connected to the poles via the strings, and give a sacrifice, ADF-12 will become whole again. DOING THIS RITUAL IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
ADF-12's full form is a muscular white being with an unidentifiable amount of wings on its head, different people report anywhere from none to thousands of wings on its head. ADF-12 possesses multiple attributes similar to this, like the color and brightness of its halo being widely debated, some see pure black, some see a bright pink, it is unknown why ADF-12 possesses such attributes.
ADF-12 has shown to be remarkably strong, being able to withstand high yield nuclear and hydrogen weaponry at point blank, catching hyper-sonic cruiser missiles, and the ability to dodge Mach 1.2 Fighter Jets. ADF-12 also has shown to be able to regenerate near 100% of his body if given the ability to, ADF-10 works on the clock to prevent this from happening. ADF-10 has clarified that ADF-12 is an Archangel and is unkillable unless by The One Second to God and God Himself, though ADF-12 is not immune to damage or pain.
ADF-12 wields a large 9ft blade made from an unidentified material that can retract and detract from its right palm. This has shown to melt and cut through any human materials, some estimates say it may burn as hot as the surface of the sun, this is further supported by its name, which is "The Red Blade of Solaris" as confirmed by ADF-10.
Research Logs:
[12:39] - NASA satellites detect a small object approaching the earth at ~60km/sec and accelerating.
[12:40] - ADF-12 makes landfall in Bern.
[12:52] - Casualty count passes 250,000.
[12:53] - ADF-10 enters a panic and begins moving towards Bern
[12:58] - ADF-10 intercepts ADF-12.
[12:59] - ADF-10 unleashes a beam of light from an unknown source in the universe, completely vaporizing Bern, the surrounding region ~50km in all directions, and most of ADF-12.
[1:02] - ADF-12 fully regenerates all wounds.
[1:03] - ADF-10 begins firing a multitude of bright white lasers from its retina, aiming at ADF-12. ADF-12 is able to parry, deflect, dodge, or withstand all of these.
[1:07] - ADF-10 reaches hands out of its holes to restrain ADF-12 before ripping the Halo off its head, ADF-12 seems to go limp after this and ADF-12's Halo levitates near ADF-10's central eye.
[End Log]
[Report] - ADF-10 has shown to be able to deal with ADF-12 with significant collateral damage. Swiss Police were wiped out before they could response, and the Swiss Military did not respond before ADF-10 subdued ADF-12.
On ██/██/████ during a routine hourly check of the cell containing ADF-12's parts, all 16 pieces were discovered missing. Site-Wide Lockdown and Searches were immediately ordered, but despite their attempts, one crazed scientist was able to resummon ADF-12. Recollection teams wielding heavy weaponry such as 66mm Disposable Rocket Launchers and .50cal Machine Guns, ADF-12 sustained no major or even minor damage during this attempt and the entire site was forced to evacuate. Only 7 personnel evacuated alive, leaving 1,237 dead or missing. None have been found, but 738/1,237 bodies were discovered. The rest are unknown.
ADF-12 made its way south towards London, making landfall just 47 minutes after he breached containment, leaving a trail of destruction all across Great Britain.
ADF-12 began an assault on the city, using a mix of targeted highly powerful slashes and shock-waves to cause maximum damage precisely and catastrophically. ADF-10 reportedly flew at an untraceable speed to ADF-12 slamming into it and collapsing a major section of London.
The 2 entered fierce combat with ADF-12 seeming more powerful than previously and even cutting 1 of ADF-10's wings off. After the wing was removed ADF-10's central eye went bloodshot, the wing regrew and chains wrapped around ADF-12, all coming from an unidentifiable point in the universe. the chains began retracting, causing ADF-12 to rip apart into multiple pieces. 2 poles and 7 strings fell out of ADF-12's Torso and these body parts disappeared into thin air. All ADR Team Member Electronics were pinged of the location of ADF-12's parts and were told to collect them. Within 24 hours, all 16 pieces were collected and placed in high security sites created by ADF-10.
London was deemed uninhabitable after the battle, casualty estimates reaching beyond 9,000,000.
ADF-12 is being recommend for Gula reclassification due to ADF-10's continued intervention.
At 3:33 AM ADF-10 left its containment area and went to Lazar's house. ADF-10 then aimlessly wandered around before entering Lazar's room, where Lazar and Eucalyptus were roughly having sexual intercourse.
ADF stated "Lazar you seem to be in the middle of intercourse, but heaven needs you"
Lazar would promptly scream bloody marry as multiple golden hands extended from ADF-10's ring holes and grabbed Lazar, as the both of them began ascending, also causing major damage to Lazar's roof.
ADF-10 and Lazar then accelerated to 7̶̨͉̌̆̄̚1̴͙̳̞̟͠8̶̻̃̎̏͜3̶̬͉̫̝͛7̸̧̏͗̊8̴̹̑̓͛1̴̎͑͒͠ͅ2̶̫̄̂3̴͕̺̱̭́̍7̸̬̥́̄2̶̡̈͐̊̕1̶̘̥̋̔̊3̶̠͂́͒̕ miles an hour. Lazar reported being now in Heaven. ADF-10 conformed into a vaguely human-like form resembling a middle aged 40 year old caucasian male.
Lazar looked unpleased at the current events.
Good ol' Lazar here. Saw a Monolith up there in Heaven, it had something on it. We need a divine translator. ADF-10 refuses to tell me but he said something about that Peter proposal.
here is what the monolith said:
⨀̿̃✵̄͠ 𐓈͂̄⌖⃝̄ᛟ̸̐ 𐓍͛ 𐓍͛̾ᛟ̸̐⟁͓̽̾𐓆͛̄ ⨀̿̃𐓂̇̽ ⟁͓̽̾𐓎̿̃𐓈͂̄ᛟ̸̐⧫͛̇ 𐓋͂̃ᛟ̸̐ 𐓋͂̃⌘̑͌☩̾̃☩̾̃ ⧫͛̇⨀̿̃☥̾͡ᛟ̸̐
𐓆͛̄ᛟ̸̐☥̾͡⨀̿̃𐓊̄̽ᛟ̸̐ ᛟ̸̐𐓊̄̽⌘̑͌☩̾̃ ⟁͓̽̾✵̄͠⫯͆̃ 𐓆͛̄ᛟ̸̐☥̾͡⨀̿̃𐓊̄̽ᛟ̸̐ ☩̾̃⌘̑͌𐓂̇̽ᛟ̸̐
⨀̿̃𐓆͛̄ 𐓄̎̇ᛟ̸̐𐓆͛̄⌖⃝̄⟁͓̽̾𐓄̎̇𐓇̤̃ ✵̄͠⨀̿̃𐓈͂̄
𐓈͂̄⌖⃝̄ᛟ̸̐ 𐓍͛ 𐓈͂̄𐓆͛̄⟁͓̽̾⌘̑͌𐓈͂̄⨀̿̃𐓆͛̄ ☥̾͡⌘̑͌𐓃͗̃⌖⃝̄𐓈͂̄ ⌖⃝̄ᛟ̸̐☩̾̃𐓄̎̇ 𐓈͂̄⌖⃝̄ᛟ̸̐☥̾͡
☩̾̃𐓉̷̃⧫͛̇⌘̑͌𐓂̇̽ᛟ̸̐𐓆͛̄
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