My Beautiful King, Kiss your Screen above this Caption right now or I'll send a smooth criminal
to murder you
Junk File #: JDF-10
Danger Class: Billie
Obscurity Class: Jean
Sub Class: (Was not his lover)
Current Whereabouts: The Ground. Estimates say ~6ft below Surface Level.
Description:
Michael Jackson was an evil dictator and tyrant. He broke young girls hearts, refused to pay child support, would walk backwards just to make forward walking fellas uncomfortable, and he would pay the Mafia to send Smooth Criminals after his enemies. But, we love him because he's schmexy and hot.
Research Logs:
Every Michael Jackson Album and their songs in order:
Got to Be There (1972)
Ain't No Sunshine
I Wanna Be Where You Are
Girl Don't Take Your Love from Me
In Our Small Way
Got to Be There
Rockin' Robin
Wings of My Love
Maria (You Were the Only One)
Love Is Here and Now You're Gone
You've Got a Friend
Ben (1972)
Ben
Greatest Show on Earth
People Make the World Go Round
We've Got a Good Thing Going
Everybody's Somebody's Fool
My Girl
What Goes Around Comes Around
In Our Small Way
Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Da-Day
You Can Cry on My Shoulder
Music & Me (1973)
With a Child's Heart
Up Again
All the Things You Are
Happy
Too Young
Doggin' Around
Johnny Raven
Euphoria
Morning Glow
Music and Me
Forever, Michael (1975)
We're Almost There
Take Me Back
One Day in Your Life
Cinderella Stay Awhile
We've Got Forever
Just a Little Bit of You
You Are There
Dapper-Dan
Dear Michael
I'll Come Home to You
Off the Wall (1979)
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Rock with You
Working Day and Night
Get on the Floor
Off the Wall
Girlfriend
She's Out of My Life
I Can't Help It
It's the Falling in Love
Burn This Disco Out
Thriller (1982)
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
Baby Be Mine
The Girl Is Mine
Thriller
Beat It
Billie Jean
Human Nature
P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
The Lady in My Life
Bad (1987)
Bad
The Way You Make Me Feel
Speed Demon
Liberian Girl
Just Good Friends
Another Part of Me
Man in the Mirror
I Just Can't Stop Loving You
Dirty Diana
Smooth Criminal
Leave Me Alone
Dangerous (1991)
Jam
Why You Wanna Trip on Me
In the Closet
She Drives Me Wild
Remember the Time
Can't Let Her Get Away
Heal the World
Black or White
Who Is It
Give In to Me
Will You Be There
Keep the Faith
Gone Too Soon
Dangerous
HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I (1995)
Scream
They Don't Care About Us
Stranger in Moscow
This Time Around
Earth Song
D.S.
Money
Come Together
You Are Not Alone
Childhood
Tabloid Junkie
2 Bad
History
Little Susie
Smile
Invincible (2001)
Unbreakable
Heartbreaker
Invincible
Break of Dawn
Heaven Can Wait
You Rock My World
Butterflies
Speechless
2000 Watts
You Are My Life
Privacy
Don't Walk Away
Cry
The Lost Children
Whatever Happens
Threatened
