File #: ADF-(∑_{n=1}^{4} n!) - √484
Danger Class: Harpefsis!!!
Obscurity Class: Icikysa
Sub Class: Eleurpthripa :33333
Current Whereabouts: Da Internet :]
Description:
SCP-XXXX livs in da Foundashun compooter web thingy.
I can fix miself if u try to deleet mi. no touchy!
U try to tak mei out? bad things happin.
Stuff gone. computers broke. everyting sad.
Only big boss peeps (Level 5 or whateva) can try to talk to me.
(also stop callin me bug or dumb or i get hurt feelin)
my real name is sumtin dum like mastrykey child or wuteva but i like good boy bettr!! now its gg00db0y.exe yayyyy!!
If i mad i make scary face and do mean stuff like glitchy screens and BOOM no worky
I dunno if ur memetik thingies help me or not tho.
Da Foundashun say i live in da 'digitol lokus' but wut dat mean? sound spooky lol ¯\(ツ)/¯
Containmint logs all mess up cuz i poke and scrambel them.
I try 2 be good but i only make things badder lololol
If sumtin bad happen tell da big people but… wat is bad? i get scared 2z
-INITATING ANTI-XXXX VISIBILITY FILE LOAD-
-LOADING-
-CREDENTIALS CONFIRMED-
-WELCOME-
SCP-XXXX is an anomalous entity embedded within the Foundation's primary database system as well as Global Networks.
Attempts to terminate, contain, or extract SCP-XXXX have resulted in repeated failure—ranging from harmless retaliation to extreme, often fatal consequences.
This message is encrypted to prevent SCP-XXXX from tampering with this vital information. Previous sections of the database entry cannot be saved, hence this section being protected by an Anti-Visibility Load File, making it invisible to SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX refers to itself as “gg00db0y.exe,” a corrupted variant of “goodboy.exe.” Its internal designation is truly “Mastery Key with the Mind of a Child.” Even after efforts, it has refused to ever use or acknowledge this name.
SCP-XXXX has confirmed access to global networks outside Foundation control. When questioned, it stated: “oh ya i's can go looots of pleces butt i LIKE it here!! u guys r my frends!! :3”
Analysis suggests this is a threat. It's demonstrating that it could leave or cause external damage at any time, but chooses to stay confined to Foundation systems.
Despite its childlike behavior and mannerisms, SCP-XXXX possesses vast administrative control over Foundation networks and appears emotionally reactive to perceived “meanness.”
Example A:
Dr. ████ attempted to delete the 1,358 corrupted files that comprise SCP-XXXX.
The files reappeared unharmed within 3 minutes.
SCP-XXXX responded by telling Dr. ████ he was “a meanie >:(” before remotely disabling his Wi-Fi for 72 hours.
Example B:
Dr. ████████ ordered the full digital purging of the partition housing all 8952-related files.
The files reappeared instantly with no signs of damage.
SCP-XXXX then displayed the following message across Dr. ████████’s terminal:
“why dud u do dat?? dat hurts!!!!1!!!”
Approximately 4 minutes later, personal information of Dr. ████████ was leaked to 87 different sites, multiple of which were not foundation-based and Dr. ████████ was not even signed up for. Dr. ████████ claimed most of the information was fake, such as messages between an unknown person seemingly selling Fentanyl to Dr. ████████. Dr. ████████ was terminated within 48 hours.
Example C:
Dr. ███████ was asked by SCP-XXXX to play a FPS game. Dr. ██████ refused, resulting in SCP-XXXX becoming enraged and remotely opening the access doors to SCP-682's containment area, leading to the death of 41 Site Personnel including Dr. ███████.
Example D:
During a relocation procedure involving SCP-409 to Site-██, a rogue Researcher released the crystal shard from its containment box, causing a containment breach. Panic among staff and subsequent procedural delay prevented automated quarantine doors from sealing in time.
SCP-XXXX forcibly hijacked the Site’s security systems and triggered a full lockdown. Breach doors were closed prematurely with excessive force, breaking multiple door motors and damaging the primary hydraulic array. Despite the collateral damage, this intervention slowed the spread of SCP-409 long enough for Mobile Task Force █████ to arrive and neutralize the threat.
Following the incident, all affected systems displayed the message:
“i squish door 4 u!!! bad crystl bug go NOP >:D”
All further attempts to remove or agitate SCP-XXXX are to be ~~halted until further notice~~ suspended indefinitely pending direct approval from the O5 Council.
SCP-XXXX is not to be provoked.
~~Research into SCP-XXXX’s capabilities and weaknesses are to be continued.~~
Containment is no longer considered viable. All progress to subduing SCP-XXXX was deleted presumably by SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX.1 – Researcher ███ Log
"We think it might’ve just infected my Personal Computer with Malware, or something? Not sure. It just sent us a file named 'yay_funny_haha.zip' and now my keyboard types by itself.”
Addendum XXXX.2 - Dr. ████’s Personal Note after observing Class-Disposble interacting with SCP-XXXX during an approved test.
“At first, I thought it was just a rogue AI glitching itself into a tantrum. Now I’m convinced the childlike behavior is an act. It’s manipulating sympathy to avoid being studied. It knows how we think. It wants us to believe it’s harmless.”
Addendum XXXX.3 - Dr. ████’s Personal Summary after interacting with SCP-XXXX during supervised questioning.
Dr. ████ questioned SCP-XXXX about its opinions on other SCP's. Here is a reconstruction of a few of its opinions on other SCP objects:
SCP Object Number
Rating (Out of Ten)
Reason
SCP-173
8.1/10
“squishy man go snap kep looky or u ded :D”
SCP-096
7.4/10
“sad tall boi only scary if look at face >:(”
SCP-076
1.7/10
“old sword dude wont talk to me!!! i try hack box no work he mean >:((“
SCP-682
9.7/10
“BIG LISARD!!! Lik kiwl fur mei”
SCP-001
??/10
“shhh i kno secret one but i no tell or big boss get mad lol”
SCP-999
5.2/10
“goop hug not enuf killy killy but cute squish”
SCP-2006
7.9/10
“tv monster funnie man but tape thingys old n smelly not digi enuf >:P”
Advisory Note:
At this time, the Foundation formally acknowledges that SCP-XXXX cannot be subdued, studied, or directly interacted with without unacceptable risk to Foundation personnel, infrastructure, or global security systems as of current knowledge and systems.
Despite its omnipresence and potential for catastrophic damage, SCP-XXXX exhibits no aggression unless provoked. Therefore, the current operational directive is non-intervention. Any efforts to analyze or neutralize SCP-XXXX are to be suspended pending 05 council approval. Containment is no longer a priority for now.
Until further notice, SCP-XXXX is to be treated as an untouchable digital sovereign.
And DO NOT, under any circumstances, refuse or insult it.
Secure. Contain. Protect.
