ADF-X in her natural Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious state.
File #: ADF-X
Danger Class: Limen
Obscurity Class: Tetra
Current Whereabouts: ADF-X is currently located at P.C.C.S Transit Facility-12 and will soon be transported to ADR Collection Facility-65. ADF-X has shown nothing but Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious cooperation, so low Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious containment requirements and a rather benign Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Anomalous effect have led to it being a rather Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious beloved addition.
Description: ADF-X is a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Memetic Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious effect surrounding a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious woman in her early 30s dressed as the children's character Mary Poppins. ADF-X has a rather Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious excitable, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious curious, if not a tad Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious eccentric, personality. ADF-X is usually observed singing songs from the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Mary Poppins musical in her room. ADF-X has shown no need for food or even water. ADF-X’s Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Memetic Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious effect is that whenever she is described, both written and spoken, the writer or speaker will have an uncontrollable urge to add Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious as an adjective.
ADF-X was first encountered during a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on-stage performance at a local theatre of the Mary Poppins musical. Midway through the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious show, audience members began to exhibit Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious distress as the effects of ADF-X took root. Several Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious attendees placed urgent Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious calls to 911, resulting in the arrival of emergency responders. During this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious commotion, P.C.C.S agents monitoring Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious memetic incidents were alerted and arrived to secure the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious scene. Subsequent Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious containment was achieved without resistance, as ADF-X displayed a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious willingness to cooperate.
Research Logs:
Log 1
Interviewer: Agent Phil
Interviewee: ADF-X[Begin Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Log]
Agent Phil: Alright, let’s cut the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious song and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dance. You know exactly what you’re doing, don’t you? You’re causing all this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious chaos on Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious purpose.
ADF-X: Oh, but my dear, I assure you, I’m simply being my most Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious self! A spoonful of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious sugar helps the world go ’round, after all.
Agent Phil: Don’t play Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious coy with me.
ADF-X: Sometimes, things do get a bit unusual! But I never intend to make anyone uncomfortable. I only wish to bring a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, smile to their faces, spit spot!
Agent Phil: (Sighs, pinching Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bridge of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious nose) You’re not helping your Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious case with all this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious shit. Do you even realize what Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious effect you’re having? This is getting Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ridiculous. I can’t stop saying Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, it’s Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious infuriating!
ADF-X: Oh, I do try to be mindful, but it’s simply in my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious nature, you see. Perhaps you’d care for a song to lighten your Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious mood? Or perhaps a cup of tea?
Agent Phil: No. Absolutely not. I just want this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious interview to be Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious finished so I can write my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious report and get out of this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious conversation!
ADF-X: Remember, when life gets tough, sometimes a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious attitude is all you need! Toodle-oo!
Agent Phil: (Groans) Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…
[End Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Log]
Log 2:
“As of now, ADF-X remains in P.C.C.S Transit Facility-12 awaiting further evaluation and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious transfer. I attempted to offer… her? It? it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious human enough, so I'm gonna go with her… I tried to offer her Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious water, but she refused politely, although there's something about the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious uncanniness in which she refused… it just spooks me in a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious way…”
-Dr. Jess, Junior Researcher.
