∀x∈ℝ: e^(iπ) + 1 = 0
lim(n→∞) (1 + 1/n)^n = e
∫_{-∞}^{∞} e^(-x²) dx = √π
a² + b² = c²
∑(n=1 to ∞) 1/n² = π²/6
d/dx(sin x) = cos x
P(A|B) = P(B|A)·P(A)/P(B)
∇²φ = 0
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