ADF-67 'Vanquisher of Kids'

File #: ADF-67 'Vanquisher of the Kid'

Danger Class: Ira

Obscurity Class: Hexa

Current Whereabouts:
Was last seen on Military Street in Tacoma Washington, current whereabouts unknown. It appears only to arrive to whomever speaks the words "six seven" and does the [REDACTED] hand motion. Children commonly are the victims of this anomaly, earning it the name 'Vanquisher of Kids.'

Description:
ADF-67 is a grotesque, fleshy abomination with many mouths, eyes, and hands. If someone is to say the words "six seven" and do the required hand motion, he will manifest behind them and kill whoever summoned it. ADF-67 appears to have no single shape, shifting by the second. ADF-67 also is capable of releasing a highly corrosive acid from anywhere on its body, this has shown to melt through steel, and is only used to catch and kill targets. It appears to be highly intelligent, above that of an average human.

◆ RESEARCH LOGS: ◆

Birthday Party

Encounter: First
Location: Kid's Birthday Party
Casualties: 24

At first it was normal, tiny kids running around, eating snacks, playing games.
You know, a party.
Until that 5 year old raised his hands, did the motion. I thought nothing of it.

"sIx SeVeN"

Others copied him. 24 kids in a circle doing that god forbidden meme.
Then it turned to bloodshed, a thing grew out of the floor. The kids laughed.
They didn't laugh when sprouts of fleshy tendrils pierced through their skulls.
It was gone as fast as it came.
Police tried, nothing.
No coming back.
I saw another kid do it just minutes after, same result.

Street

Encounter: Second
Location: Military Street
Casualties: 2

I was walking down the road, normal day.
I had a handgun in my pocket, normal for me.
A saw a couple of teenagers doing that 67 trend.
I knew what would happen as the street turned red and the flesh grew out of it.
I drew my gun and fired shots at it, the 'thing' appeared to take in the pain…
but still killed those kids and fled.
Damn it.
But this is good, sort of.
Yes they died but look on the bright side.
It can be hurt, if we hurt is enough, its bound to crack, and retreat.

Assault

Encounter: Fifteenth
Military Street

The ADR Collection Team had lined up the street in a massive circle
We have a new ADR recruit tied up with rope on a chair, only his hands free.

"DO THE DAMN 67 THING!
"NO!"
"Look kid if you wanna look good in front of the big bad ADR Team, you gotta pass your initiation. DO THE DAMN MEME!!!

The new recruit reluctantly raised his [REDACTED] and said…

"67."

That fleshy abomination slowly writhed out of the ground, this time out of multiple spots over a ~1km radius.
ADR Personnel fired all at once at it, holes littering the fleshy abominations.
Some begun retreating without harming the boy.
Eventually one of the abominations jumped at the boy successfully shoving its entire arm through his abdomen.
We were unable to collect it.

Hieroglyphics

Log 1
Why can't my vacation be normal…

I was in Egypt to get away from all this with a hieroglyphic translator. We were walking around the pyramids. We spotted a stone pillar in the distance, and after arriving… it said:

"𓏏𓅱 𓂋𓄿𓇋𓋴𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓉔𓄿𓈖𓂧𓋴𓄼 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓅃𓅂𓇋𓎼𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓎢𓄿𓃭𓅂 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓇋𓇨 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅂𓆯𓅂𓈖 𓅃𓅂 𓋴𓉔𓄿𓃭𓃭 𓊪𓂋𓄿𓇌 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓎼𓅱𓂧𓋴 𓄿𓎢𓎢𓅂𓊪𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓅱𓆑𓆑𓅂𓂋𓇋𓈖𓎼"

Which translates to "To raise the hands, and weigh the scale. to the six to the seven. We shall pray the gods accept this offering."
Why can't I have a normal life?

The Cult

My son… ran into something… peculiar.
A small child, with blond hair approached him today.
The number "67" was woven into his cloths, he did that meme… but… nothing came.
My child, being competent, did not ablidge, as he said it was brainrot slop, I personnally agree but thats not the point.

He wasn't slaughtered.

Stalker Much

I stalked this kid, and that thing is not human.

There is a whole damn cult of kids spreading the word of the "67"
From what I can understand of their rituals, this phenomena is centuries old, and they started this meme to feed their god. Make up for lost time.
That blonde kid, he is the leader. ADF-67-2.

I was able to steal a picture of him on a desk before I made my escape. Here it is:

ADF-67-2, The Leader.