File #: ADF-58
Danger Class: Gula
Obscurity Class: Tetra
Current Bean Count: 49/58
Current Whereabouts: ADF-58 was locked away in Permanent Containment Vault ██ for long-term keeping. Consumption of ADF-58 is prohibited unless directly ordered by the ADR Team.
Description: ADF-58 is a specific bag on "Joyous Jelly Beans" made by the 'Crazy Calvin's Candy' company. These Jelly Beans have anomalous effects rather than "bad" flavors, and manifest in a multitude of ways, with most ending in gruesome or excruciating deaths. Only 9 beans have been consumed, as the bag, labeled ADF-58-A, is the only copy with anomalous properties, and thus the only anomaly of this type in existence. All beans have been labeled ADF-58-B#, containing numbers 1 through 58.
| Number of beans | Good Flavor | Bad Effect |
| 7 | Chocolate | Loss of Brain Functions |
| 6 | Strawberry | Blood Evaporation |
| 5 | Lemon | Removal of all moisture from your body |
| 3 | Blueberry | Rapidly Evolving Cancer |
| 2 | Cherry | Aging increases 1,500 times the normal rate |
| 4 | Green Apple | Bones Melt |
| 3 | Watermelon | Instant transformation into a Pear |
| 2 | Grape | Rapid and Uncapped Physic Size Growth |
| 4 | Orange | All pigments of your body will become a dark orange |
| 3 | Raspberry | Vocal Cords will cease to exist |
| 2 | Cotton Candy | Lethal Allergy to any and all liquids, including blood |
| 5 | Caramel | Loss of Motor Functions |
| 3 | Mint | Your lungs cease to exist |
| 5 | Fruit Punch | Will become an assortment of fruits, the more mass means the more fruits. |
| 4 | Root Beer | Your blood will become whiskey |
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